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之後有人找來了一支鐵鎚(下方影片31秒開始)，把花瓶敲破，男子終於成功脫困
AN ANONYMOUS SOURCE SENT ME MORE VIDEO OF CONNOR STUCK IN THE URN AND GETTING CHISELED OUT
— Kristi Yamaguccimane (@TheWapplehouse) January 8, 2024
I REPEAT: MORE OF CONNOR STUCK IN THE URN https://t.co/ZFZHOveebm pic.twitter.com/qfYaZRpMEJ
有趣的是，當天男子一開始卡在花瓶裡時，一位現場的損友馬上開始在推特上實況文字轉播，他發了以下推文：「我人在山布魯克的一場轟趴，現場有個人卡在一個大甕裡。我再說一次：現場有個人卡在一個大甕裡。我將為大家即時更新最新發展。」結果這則貼文在網友不斷轉傳下瞬間爆紅，成為上萬網友關注的熱門事件，至今整個推文串已有近200萬次瀏覽。
We have a man stuck in a decorative urn at this Mountain Brook house party. I repeat, we have a drunk man stuck in a large decorative urn at this Mountain Brook house party. Details as they develop.
— Casual Thursday (@CasualThursday) January 1, 2024
損友接著更新：「他一開始還在笑，但他現在開始慌了，現場的妹子在盡力安撫他。有人在討論是不是要打破大甕救他出來。」
He was laughing at first but now he’s starting to get upset. The women are trying to comfort him. There is talk of attempting to break the urn.
— Casual Thursday (@CasualThursday) January 1, 2024
「轟趴的發起人派了一位朋友去拿他的鐵鎚。」
The host has dispatched a friend to retrieve his sledge hammer.
— Casual Thursday (@CasualThursday) January 1, 2024
「我的視線被人群擋住，但我能停到鐵鎚和螺絲起子敲擊的聲音，以及受困人質的痛苦呻吟。」
My view is obscured by the gathering crowd but I can hear the tinkering of a hammer and makeshift screwdriver chisel, mixed with the frustrated, panicked grunts of the captive.
— Casual Thursday (@CasualThursday) January 1, 2024
「現場傳出破碎聲，隨後響起一陣歡呼。他被救出來了！大甕已支離破碎，而我們的英雄毫髮無傷。這場全國關注的慘劇得以圓滿收場。」
There’s a cracking sound and the crowd cheers. He is free! The urn has been shattered and our hero emerges unscathed. Our long national nightmare is over.
— Casual Thursday (@CasualThursday) January 1, 2024
「大家正在討論被打碎的大甕值多少錢，有人說500美元，有人說3000美元。」據當時另一位當時也在轟趴現場的人透露，屋主說他老媽當初在一家古董藝品店花了2500美元買了這個花瓶。
People are now discussing the cost of the shattered urn. I’m hearing prices ranging from $500 to as high as $3000 US American dollars.
— Casual Thursday (@CasualThursday) January 1, 2024
「大甕哥現在到處趴趴走，但沒有穿褲子，似乎是因為他的褲子在營救過程中損毀了。」
Urn guy is up and moving around, but now without his pants, which were apparently lost or damaged in the incident. (Everyone seems fine with this) He wants a cigarette.
— Casual Thursday (@CasualThursday) January 1, 2024
「看起來有一位朋友正送大甕哥上uber。新年快樂，請大家注意安全。請記得，甕從外觀看起來可能很大，但其實裡面沒這麼大。」
Looks like a friend is trying to usher him into an Uber. Happy New Year everyone. Stay safe out there. Remember, decorative urns always look bigger from the outside.
— Casual Thursday (@CasualThursday) January 1, 2024
有網友留言問大甕後來是否完好無缺，大甕哥親自回應，附上自己和大甕碎片的合照。
It did not 😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/8ipNufSKTP
— Connor Padgett (@conniep_) January 8, 2024
大甕哥也和當天敲破大甕救他出來的男子合影，稱他是當晚真正的英雄。大甕哥之後接受網路媒體訪問時表示，他當時因為有點醉了，為了炒熱現場氣氛，看到現場有個大花盆，想表演整個人鑽進來再鑽出來，結果就發生了接下來的慘劇。
The true star of the night. He chiseled my fat ass out of this pic.twitter.com/N9ef9ZnLLZ
— Connor Padgett (@conniep_) January 9, 2024
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